Fuck Them Kids Pistachio Funny Candle

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Light up your home with our Fuck Them Kids Pistachio Funny Candle! Made from the finest ingredients, this candle boasts a unique blend of pistachio and humor. Perfect for those who don’t take themselves too seriously, it’s a playful addition to any room. (Note: no actual kids were harmed in the making of this candle.)

Fragrance Notes

Top
Orange, Nutmeg, Clove

Middle
Almond, Cinnamon, Pistachio

Base
Sugar, Vanilla